Found this one by Dan:
*Scene starts in Jan's house... where moaning is heard as Jan is jacking off...with her dead dog...*
*The toilet is gurgling as something is forming in Jan's Septic Tank...*
*Deep inside Jan's septic Tank, her shit and piss is forming into a human shape..*
*Soon after...Taylor has been reborn...out of Jan's waste and vomit.*
*Tay emerges from the toilet...in a wisp of Cum surrounding her* <___> Ah, I'm backeh...
*Jan is passed out on her bed with her dead dog's nose up her cunt*
*Tay walks out, wearing nothing, yet being concealed in Cum and rancid Milk*
*Tay soon finds herself in Dave's house...* Daragah...Daveh...Mwaeahaaaaaaaa.
*Tay Rings doorbell, Dave answers*
*Dave* Tay? What are you doing here...?
*Tay* I've comeh, Daveh, To saveh youeh...
*Dave* What the hell?
*Tay grabs Dave, goes into a dark alley*
*Tay moves out of the white wisp, and clamps her pussy around Dave's head*
*Dave* AAAAAAAH, what the Fuck are you doing?!
*In an instant, Tay has Dave's head totally up her cunt*
*Squirshing sounds are heard, as she is inserting a controller sperm into Dave's brain Via the nostril...*
*Blood spurts out of Dave's neck as he passes out*
*Tay gets off of Dave and returns into her wisp of Cum...smirking*
*30 minutes Later, Dave arises, with the <_> face...* Woweh...I gotsteh to findeh Willeh...
*Dave leaves, going to Will's house...*
*Dave arrives, and Will is shoving gun barrels up his ass*
*Will* O_O; Dave, Get out!
*Will quickly dresses and removes the Sig P226 out of his ass*
*Will* you saw nothing...
*Dave* Yeah...Anywayeh, Willeh, I've comeh to freeh youeh.
*Will* ?
*Dave holds his hand out and presses it to Will's face, and inserts a Sperm into Will via the nostril.*
*Will* Ghuaaaahaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaa. <_> -Passes out-
*Dave smirks, and reports back to Tay.*
*30 minutes later, Will arises.. With the <_______> face* Oookeh, timeh to...Where'seh my P226eh?...
*Will Grabs the P226 and shuts the door*
*Meanwhile, at Ben's mansion...*
*A large room has been installed with many PS2s and GCs...and a couple of bigscreens...*
*Ben sits, Playing DBZ Budokai on one PS2*
*Louis sits, playing Half-Life on PS2*
*Dan sits, Playing DMC on a PS2*
*Rice sits, watching them*
*Ames is playing MGS2: Substance and drooling over Snake..*
*Tim plays GTA3...*
*Ben*....Hell yeaaaaaaah, I kicked Cell's ass! ^___________^
*Louis* Take that you stupid Bullsquid! Roar!
*Dan* HAH, Behacho Nightmare, I kicked your sorry ass!!!
*Rice* o_O;
*Ames* SNAKESNAKESNAKESNAKESNAKE...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
*Tim* HE-TIM KICKED SALVATORE'S ASSSOOO, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ORGASM!!
*Rice* o_o;;;;; Weird Kids, Yes..
*Meanwhile back to Tay, Dave and Will*
*Tay* Willeh, pleaseh, take the gunneh outeh ofeh youreh Asseh....I haveh somethingeh to sayeh...
*Will* Ohhhhhhhkayy. =(
*Tay* The three of us aren't enough to take down Ben and the gang, we have to get more members..
*Dave* Drew, we need Drew...
*Tay nods* Will, get Drew...
*Will* Okay. <_>
*Tay* Yes, I'll get Ron...to join us..>_o; And Dave, get Jan...
*All three go off and end up at their targets home*
*Dave* Jan...my love...come join us...
*Jan still has her dead dogs poor nose up her pussy* DURHUR? <_____>
*Dave puts his hand to Jan's face and inserts the Sperm controller*
*Jan* OHhhh AAAaaah, YES YES YES!!! AAAAAAAH.
*Jan Passes out with an orgasm*
*Dave walks away*
*Will* Drew...my love...come join us...
*Drew* Eeehee, Fuck me, Fuck me, Fuck me!
*Will* In due time, sweetstuff.
*Will puts his hand to Drew's face and inserts the Sperm Controller*
*Drew* AGAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK FUCK AAAAAAH
*Drew cums and passes out*
*Will shoves his gun back into his "holster" and walks away*
*Tay* Ronneh, lovely...
*Ron* <__> TAY TAY TAY.
*Ron Rapes Tay....*
*Note: Can't rape the willing*
*Tay screams*
*Tay places her pussy over Ron's face*
*Ron* ^__________________________^
*Tay engulfs Ron's head inside of her and inserts a Sperm*
*Ron* AGJKAKLWJGAAAAAAAAaaa
*Blood begins spurting out of Ron's neck as Tay removes herself and walks away in her wisp of Cum*
*Soon, all 6 join together...*
*Tay* We have enougheh....we shall overtakeh Benneh and controleh Billeh Gateseh, thateh way we caneh implanteh spermehs in everyoneeh's brainseh and we caneh ruleh the worldeh!!!!!!!
*Dave* Right...eh
*Will* Umpfh, Ah, Ooohaaaaaaoaoaaaaaaaaa.
*Will accidentally unsafeties gun and pulls trigger* BAAAM
*Will* Oooooh, Friendleh Gun..=)
*Will pulls trigger until he empties clip into his ass*
*Drew drools at being with all these gays*
*Jan plays with her boobs...*
*Ron jacks off to Tay*
*Tay* o_o;; Keh, noweh, let'seh goeh and overtakeh Benneh!!!
*The six move off to Ben's mansion*
*Ben* Hoo-hah! PERFECT CELL IS DEAD!!!!! ^_^
*Louis* These snarks kick ass...heheh...
*Dan* Yay, Mundus fight...
*Rice munches popcorn*
*Ameh* SNAKESNAAAAAAAAAAAAKESNAAAAAAAAKESNAAAAAKE..*_*
*Louis uses telekinesis to telepathically talk to Ames* Amy...I have your snake...right here.
*Amy looks to Louis*
*Louis* >_O
*Amy uses telekinesis back* Yes, Lou, we need to get your snake to spit it's venom... *_*;
*Louis* O_O; Oooooo
*Tim* ORGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tim kills a couple of Mafia members..*
*Rice* o_O;
*The phone rings, Ben picks it up*
*Ben* Hello, The Ben mansion, what can I do for ye.
*Tay*....you can fuckeh me..heheh, up for some phoneh sexeh?
*Ben* What the...who the hell is this?
*Tay* I'm your mothereh...
*Ben* o_O; No you're not, You're Tay.
*Tay* ....Meanie....Anywayeh, i've calledeh to sayeh that I haveh assembled a groupeh of warriors to defeateh you and your groupeh of buddies, so we can geteh to Billeh Gateseh and controleh the world......eh..
*Ben* O_o; Right...
*Tay* We're on our way to your mansioneh, prepare for wareh...
*Ben* Oh god, not again...
*Ben* You guys....We've Got a problem...
*Louis* DAMN RIGHT WE GOT A PROBLEM, I HAVE RUN OUT OF AMMO!
*Dan* Problem, what's up Ben?
*Tim* One Pen0r to rule them all, One Pen0r to find them, One Pen0r to bring them all and in the Pen0r to bind them.
*Rice throws a lamp at Tim, i't smacks Tim square across the forehead*
*Ames* SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
*Louis winks to Amy again*
*Ames* *_*
*Ben* o_O; Anyway, Tay has come back, and she said she's bringing 6 warriors to destroy us...
*Everyone* Oh God, Again...
*Ben nods*
*Ben* Guys, Suit up, they're on their way...
*Everyone heads to their rooms*
*Ben dons a Saiyajin suit and a trenchcoat, with Akujiki at his side..with a smirk and a red and black aura surrounding him with black lightning too.*
*Louis dresses in a hybrid P.C.V/H.E.V. suit and gets his Guns featured in Half-Life with a couple of Snarks aswell, with Ifrit Gauntlets.*
*Dan gets in his usual attire, white shirt, black pants, black trenchcoat, and gets his FA MAS, G36C, Steyr TMP, Alastor, and a Desert Eagle .50Æ.*
*Rice gets nothing as she needs nothing, yet she charges up her super powers and her Pyrokinesis and her ultimate lamp-throwing Gatling gun with multiple grenade launchers and the clock beam*
*Ames gets her moose gun, almighty moose gun and dresses up in sweatpants and working out clothes*
*Tim dresses as 007 with all the guns yet no Bond charm, since he has Tim charm, which works on only one person...Ron.*
*They all meet in the foyer of the Mansion, and await the Tay's 6 to arrive*
*Tim* PEN0R, ORGASM.
*Rice smacks Tim with the gatling gun*
*Tim* Uhn...er...
*Rice shakes her head as everyone wait*
*Suddenly, the lights go out*
*A spotlight appears and a white wisp of cum and rancid milk appears, and incide the circular flowing of fluids there is Taylor..* RAWR...WE AREH HEREH!
*Tay moves forward and the spotlight shines on Dave*
*Dave walks up dressed as a gay James bond with pink all over him* Hieh, guyseh.
*Dave moves and the spotlight shines on Will*
*Will is found yet again shoving the gunbarrel of his P226 up his ass*
*Will* Ooooaaaaaa Aaah Ah..er..Hieh.
*The spotlight moves to Jan*
*Jan* DUAAAAAAAAR, -fondles with her boobs and leaks some rancid milk onto the floor- Oopsie, Janneh made a booboo.
*Spotlight moves to a figure jacking off very rapidly...the figure of course turns out to be Ron* HURR HURR HRAAAAAHURR HURR. <_>
*Spotlight slowly moves to the shadowy figure unknown to Ben and the gang..*
*Spotlight reveals some small gay fag...named...*
*DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN*
*Drew*
*Drew* AH, Ben, Louis, I'd say we go for a fuck, no?
*Appearing out of nowhere, in no allegiance...*
*Kalon appears...*
*Will* O_O Ooaaah, KALON..
*Troy appears*
*Dan* ..........You.....
*Troy* Hur hur hur, I've come...
*Creator* I AM THE OH SO GODLY BUCKETHEADED GENOAN LOOKING FOR A GIRL.
*Ron* ....m...m...mastah?
*Creator nods*
*Ron* Mastah...;-;
*Sad music plays*
*rolling around on the floor, we see Lara...attempting to be a punk.*
*Lara with the voice of the Exorcist girl* HGuarrrrr AYa vagina hguar aya vagina..
*we hear a small high-pitched voice* Hiurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hi Guys...waaaaaaa mmy daddy's dead...
*The voice turns out to be none other than Steve Burnside*
*Steve* Oooh, yes, aaaaah, my ass, aaaaah, ooooooh.
*The spotlight pans over to someone behind Steve...turning out to be Carlos Oliviera...*
*Carlos* Yeah mamasita, Yo quiero Taco bell! Umfph.
*Steve moans*
*All of the good guys* o_o;;; We gonna fight now?
*Tay* GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ATTAAAAACKEH! -leaps forward at Rice-
*Dave moves forward toward Louis*
*Drew moves toward Ben...*
*Will moves toward Dan*
*Ron moves toward Tim, with lust in his eyes*
*Jan scoots over to Amy, leaking rancid milk from her boobs*
*Amy* May Snake be with me...HA!!
*Taylor swings at Rice and knocks her down, when appearing over the fallen Rice..is Lara....*
*Taylor and Lara pounce*
*Dave is using a tape recorder to attempt damaging Louis with his sounds*
*Louis stands there...blinking*
*Louis* Damn it, I get all these cool suits and guns, and this fag is playing sounds at me...*
*Louis is tapped on the shoulder.*
*Louis turns, and is hit in the face and in the gut by two fists*
*The attacker is Carlos...with Steve..hanging off Carlos'..*
*Louis* Okay, Bitch, time to show you what a Snark can do...
*Drew is attempting to feel Ben and rape him, but Ben quickly avoids it while Zanzokening*
*Ben* Fag, stop, before I Neo Shooting Star your fag ass...
*Kalon approaches Ben*
*Ben* o_o;;
*Kalon* Ben...you never knew this...But...I secretly..................loved you and wanted you in Bed...
*Ben*.....Ah damn it, two fags at once, this shall be a large challenge...
*Ben charges up and readies Akujiki*
*Dan is fighting off trying to not see Will rape his own asshole with a Sig*
*Dan* Poor Gun, no gun deserves this...
*Dan is suddenly hit in the back and arches back, seeing Troy*
*Troy* Miss me?
*Dan* Bitch!
*Dan moves forward and sweeps Troy, Tripping him, while Will fucks himself with a gun*
*Amy fires her moose gun, firing a cornflake grenade at Jan*
*The grenade smacks into Jan, and slams into her boobs, disintegrating because of the Rancid Milk*
*Amy* Shit...
*From behind another unknown figure appears...*
*Amy* o_o;;who could that be?
*The figure turns out to be... Raiden..*
*Amy* DAAAMN IT!!!!!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO GET RAIDEN, AND NOT SNAKE!!
*Louis, turns quickly and winks at Ames*
*Amy*...good enough, Roar!
*Amy begins shooting the Moose Cannon at Raiden and Jan*
*Tim is attempting to use bond gear on the attacking Ron...*
*Ron jumps on Tim, and tries to pull down his pants......*
*Ron is suddenly approached by Creator*
*Creator* Ronald, Come...get rid of that boy and give me sucksuck, like the good ol' days...
*Ron gets up walks to Creator*
*Tim* Goddamn it, I hate life sometimes...-grabs a playboy and jacks off really quick to reset his straightness-
*Louis throws a couple of snarks at Steve/Carlos...*
*Snarks immmediately begin eating away at Steve..*
*In about 10 seconds, Steve is reduced to nothing*
*Carlos* 'Ey bitch, dat was my little mamasita, now you gon' have to pay for dat shit.
*Louis* Bring it, Fag.
*Louis raises Half-Life styled Rocket Launcher*
*Carlos* Ooh shiit, dat a big gun.
*Louis readies trigger, but hears a blaring alarm in his ear followed by gunshots*
*Dave*<aud=The_Alarm>
*Dave smiles and continues making sounds from his tape recorder*
*Louis* Damn it, You stupid distraction...-fires at Dave and blows him across the mansion floor...
*Louis turns, to be pounced by Carlos, Louis accidentally pulls trigger as he falls, and fires a rocket to the ceiling of the Mansion.*
*Rocket hits the ceiling, ceiling begins to crumble...*
*Ben's mansions Foyer soon collapses in*
*Ben*.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -smack-
*Kalon* C'mere babe...
*Ben*......Time to die, bitch.
*Ben swings swiftly, each blow slicing into Kalon as a blue aura shows his last movements and his black and red aura flare up*
*Ben walks to Drew, looking to finish him too, as Kalon falls to pieces on the floor*
*Rice raises both Lara and Tay off of her with Telekinesis, and immediately engulfs them in flames, Yet Tay's swirl wisp of Cum puts out the flames, and Lara rolls around..*
*Rice* o_O;
*Rice aims her Gatling Gun at Lara, rolling around*
*Lara with the Exorcist voice* VAGINA...Aya, Pussy Vagina, Fuck-A-Nut...Diahrea, VAGINa
*Rice shoots multiple lamps with a spray of Lamppower at Lara*
*Rice fires a six grenades at Lara and immediately shreds her body up with shrapnel of popcorn from the grenades along with scorching it..
*Jan* TIME FOR MYEH RANCIDEH MILKEH BLASTEH!!!!!!!!
*A chunk of the broken ceiling smacks Jan and makes her fall over just as she fires her blast, the spray of Rancid Milk begins to pool up as it leaks violently from her boobs*
*Amy* o_o; MOOSES, ATTACK!
*Amy fires small Kamikaze Mooses to eat away Jan*
*The Mooses do so, blowing up every time and again due to the rancid milk*
*Amy's mooses manage to eat Jan up and destroy her.*
*Amy Turns to Raiden, who has now suddenly gotten naked*
*Amy*.....That's wrong, I wanted to see Snake naked not you!
*Raiden* Oh baby, You know you want this hot stuff
*Amy*......NEVAH, ONLY SNAKE!
*Dan draws Alastor, and begins slashing away at Troy, yet begins to get in a mad swordfight with Troy, with clanging swords...*
*CHANG TANG TANG*
*Dan swings violently, yet misses due to Troy's fastness.*
*Troy* <_> well jees, yuou suck.
*Troy swings downward with his sword*
*Dan quickly DTs Alastor and hops back.*
*Dan leaps up and flies into the air, circling Troy, and firing electric bolts at him.*
*Dan Vortexes into Troy, and bashes him to the ground*
*Dan hops back onto the ground and draws his G36C.*
*Dan* How about a hail of gunfire and electric...
*Dan releases a clip of electric bullets into Troy, each pelting him...*
*Louis pushes Carlos off of him, and draws his Displacer*
*Louis fires the Displacer at Carlos, immediately transporting him to Xen*
*Louis* One less bitch to deal with...
*Dave rises from the rubble, all charred, his tape recorder broken*
*Dave* Now yuh done gone pissed me offeh...
*Dave walks over to Louis and throws a weak punch to Lou's face*
*Lou raises his fist and DTs Ifrit, and begins throwing punches and kicks mixed with fire and blaze, scorching Dave with each punch, Louis continues pounding into Dave with combos and Meteo's him, sending him across the floor, With a Meteo Lvl.2. walking over to Dave, he raises Dave into the air and clenches his fist, Ifrit blazing up with fire...*
*Dave* ...;_;
*Louis throws his fist forward into Dave's nose, the flames engulfing around Dave's head and Louis immediately snaps Dave's neck and twists his wrist and snaps Dave's head off.*
*Louis Un-DTs...and smirks...dusting his hands off*
*Amy draws one of her plastic butter knives...and walks to Raiden*
*Raiden* ooh babe, I can tell you want me.
*Amy stabs Raiden in the gut*
*Amy slices down, and guts Raiden*
*Raiden*...Ooooch...Damn babe, you are a rough one...
*Amy slashes at Raiden's neck and chops his head off*
*Amy smirks, and has her Moose Kamikaze eat the rest of Raiden's corpse*
*Rice turns to Tay...swirling in her Cum and Rancid Milk*
*Tay* Timeh, tO dieh, Riceh...
*Tay raises her hand and sends all of the swirling cum towards Rice*
*Rice* O_O
*Rice raises the gatling Gun and activates the clock beam*
*Rice pulls the trigger, and fires a huge ass particle beam at the cum and disintegrates it, along with Tay*
*Tay* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...Meanies.
*Rice* Phew...job done...-drops the GG and opens up a bottle of Vodka.-
*Dan* DIE YOU FUCKCOUCH!
*Dan stabs Alastor into Troy's head, smashing it*
*Will rips the gun out of his ass and looks to Dan*
*Will* Time to actually use this...
*Dan* ........
*Will pulls trigger* -Click-
*Will*.......oh shit, I forgot, I emptied the clip into my Ass...
*Dan* Ugh
*Dan Draws FA MAS and empties clip into Will*
*Will falls but Rises*
*Dan*?!!
*Dan empties clip of the Steyr into Will*
*Will falls again, yet rises again*
*Dan* WHAT THE FUCK?!
*Dan empties a clip of his Desert Eagle into Will's head*
*Will falls yet again, and rises*
*Dan* Okay, i'm tired of this shit*
*Dan runs forth and swings Alastor violently, the electric shocks following...*
*Dan slices Will up into 4 seperate pieces...and falls to the floor*
*Dan sighs..deeply, walking away*
*Tim finishes jacking off, and walks over to Ron who is currently sucking on Creator*
*Tim* I shall summon the almighty can of super James Bond brand Easy Cheese!
*Tim draws a simple can of Easy Cheese.*
*Tim smirks, and pushes a small button, and a grenade is launched from the top of the can and at Ron and Creator*
*Grenade blows up, and blows Creator's dick off..*
*Creator*.....My genoan cock is supposed to be invincible damn it!
*Ron*...NOW I RAPE TIM AGAIN <_>
*Tim* Bitch, that ain't happening...
*Tim pushes another button and a beam of hypercheesecannon blast goes out to Ron's head, frying it...and killing Ron and disintegrating his body*
*Creator*.....RONNY BOY!! MY SUCKSUCK SLAVE...YOU..LITTLE BOY, YOU BE MY NEW SUCKSUCKSLAVE...
*Tim* Nein.
*Tim pushes final button and throws the can at Creator, it opens up and sucks him in like a vaccuum and then implodes.*
*Tim* ORGASM!
*Ben* Alright fag, time to release all my rage at you...fucker...
*Ben leaps up into the air and hovers putting his hands out and charging up a red and black ki ball*
*Ben's aura blazes and Ben charges up the ki ball until it is basketball sized*
*Ben* NEO SHOOTING STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ben fires a blast right at Drew*
*Drew* Oh sh-
*BLAAAAAAMMMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*Drew is instantly disintegrated, aswell as the mansion*
*Finally, the fight ends...*
*The good guys rejoin each other...*
*Ben* Phew...that was fun, but my mansion, it's ruined...
*Tim* Well, atleast my Pen0r is safe.
*Louis* lets all live on Xen..
*Ames* SNAKE!
*Louis turns* Oh yeah...Amy...=D
*Dan* We could uhh...
*Rice* Why don't we just get those Dragonballs and do what we always do?
*Ben* Uh. Good idea
*Ben* Now...Rice...you make us fly.
*Rice nods and channels her psychic powers to help them fly*
*In a few hours, they recover the 7 Dragonballs and wishes the mansion back.*
*Ben* Weeell, that was fast, now back to Budokai...
~Fin.
Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:07 am by Guest
Subject: Dan's Skit 
