Resident Evil the MMO

So, I loved the WW2 MMO skit thing enough to make a mansion incident one. Hope you likez.


Resident Evil the MMO
The Mansion Incident
*BarryB has joined the game*
*Chick3nHeart has joined the game*
*ChristehAwesome has joined the game*
*JoeFrost has joined the game*
*JillValentine has joined the game*
*Wesker has joined the game*
BarryB: Hi
ChristehAwesome: Sup?
JillValentine: Hi guys
Wesker: Lol hi Jill a/s/l
JillValentine: Lol no
JoeFrost: dude this forest is dark
BarryB: ya we should look around
Chick3nHeart: I stay in chopper k?
Wesker: kwhatever
JoeFrost: I found something! Omg someone lost their gun and theyre hand
ChristehAwesome: Lol give that man a hand
JoeFrost: OMG OMG OMG DOGS!
*JoeFrost has been eliminated*
JillValentine: SHIT!
BarryB: Lol profanity filter still on
ChristehAwesome: GET TO THE CHOPPAH!
Chick3nHeart: OSHT SCREW YOU GUYS!
*Chick3nHeart has left the game*
Wesker:…Wtf
JillValentine: OMG were screwed
BarryB: HEAD FOR THAT MANSION
ChristehAwesome: OMG DOG. It ded thx
Wesker: Lol, dead dog. Run dumbass.
BarryB: that was close. Wut is dis place?
ChristehAwesome: Clearly it’s a house broseph
BarryB: shut up noob. Wut we do here?
JillValentine: what was that? I heard a gunshot.
*KennyS has joined the game*
Wesker: Hi
*KennyS has been eliminated*
ChristehAwesome: LOL
KennyS: wtf someone ate me
BarryB: someone haxed
JillValentine: Wesker stop whispering me with tinyurls to pix
ChristehAwesome: Lol stalker
Wesker: Lol stfu lets look around
BarryB: Lol k jill and I go in next room k
Wesker: k don’t care afk
*ChristehAwesome has left the game*
JillValentine: Wtf
BarryB: Lol, Kenny ded
JillValentine: Omg they killed Kenny
BarryB: lol
KennyS: Screw you guys
*KennyS has left the game*
JillValentine: wut a do
BarryB: ?
JillValentine: douchebag
BarryB: lol
JillValentine: k, I call you when I need help barry k?
BarryB: k… Jill u real girl?
JillValentine: yes
BarryB: newds?
Wesker: wtf! I want newds
JillValentine: no
*ChristehAwesome has joined the game*
ChristehAwesome: lagged out
JillValentine: Wb
ChristehAwesome: ty, wtf I’m in a cell
Wesker: lol you glitched through a wall. Btw Barry lets help each other k?
JillValentine: wtf we on same team
Wesker: newds and you can be on our team
JillValentine: lol no I go solo. Omg shotgun. OMG BARRY HELP
BarryB: k
Wesker: Wtf Barry
BarryB: Jill a girl
Wesker: vaginas do not rule the world
ChristehAwesome: Lol says the virgin
BarryB: ROFLMAO
JillValentine: Ty barry
BarryB: no problem
Wesker: Omg a lab
ChristehAwesome: Omg someone get me out of here
BarryB: Jill can I have gun back?
JillValentine: no u been helping wesker
BarryB: no I help you. He being nutsack
*LisanMother has joined the game*
Wesker: Omfg run
LisanMother: hi
JillValentine: holy shit wtf is that
BarryB: give me gun!
JillValentine: k I knock down rocks
*EnricoMartini has joined the game*
*EnricoMartini has been eliminated*
EnricoMartini: Wtf! You shot me
Wesker: oops
ChristehAwesome: LOL
BarryB: wtf wesker
LisanMother: can I has his face?
JillValentine: Gross
BarryB: Omg wtf you doin wesker
Wesker: lol tyrant gunna kill you
JillValentine: y u do this?
Wesker: No newds, no escape bish
JillValentine: your mommy makes you wear dresses doesn’t she?
*Wesker has been eliminated*
JillValentine: Omg
Wesker: Wtf it was on aggressive
ChristehAwesome: ROFLMAO
BarryB: dumbass lol
Wesker: fags, I’ll kick your asses next time
*Wesker has left the game*
JillValentine: y do that? We wus on same team.
BarryB: Achievement for being only survivor hard to get
JillValentine: O
ChristehAwesome: let me out
BarryB: k
ChristehAwesome: ty now wut
*Chick3nHeart has joined the game*
Chick3nHeart: omg I fapped so hard
BarryB: dude fly over mansion
Chick3nHeart: k, here rocket launcher
JillValentine: Weee die tyrant
ChristehAwesome: That was gay
*S.T.A.R.S. wins!*

lol great

That bein' a good one.

Very epic lulz. Nice one Crys!