Did another one. Ben helped out with Irving lines and Excella's tatas along with the Barry/Irving monster. Enjoy. ^_^
Resident Evil the MMO
Resident Evil 5
*ChristehAwesome has joined the game*
*Sheva has joined the game*
*Turbanman has joined the game*
ChristehAwesome: Hi
Sheva: Hi welcome to Africa
ChristehAwesome: Lolwut
Sheva: nvm lets go
ChristehAwesome: holy crap lots of bad gais
Turbanman: k here have weapons
ChristehAwesome: sweet lets go
Sheva: k
*Turbanman has been eliminated*
ChristehAwesome: lol omg
Sheva: wtf
Turbanman: Fffffuuuuuuu
*Turbanman has left the game*
ChristehAwesome: I feel like he wusn’t much help nway
Sheva: k
*Irving has joined the game*
ChristehAwesome: lol hai
Irving: Lol noobs I kill you
ChristehAwesome: rofl run pansy boi
Irving: omfg wtf how you twos keep up?
Sheva: lol hax
Irving: Omfg Yous two are drivin’ me nuts! Haxs!
ChristehAwesome: Bull! You haxorzn n00b
Sheva: Newds?
Irving: lol newds? K show me yours first
Sheva: k
Irving: ….Very high staaaaaaaaaaaaandards there!
*MerchantRE4 joins the game*
MerchantRE4: I’ll buy THAT at a high price!
ChristehAwesome: how much?
Sheva: I’m not a whore!
ChristehAwesome: shhh! We need munnies for upgrades for jailbreaker
Irving: 2k game currency to do a dance on my balls?
Sheva: Send money first
ChristehAwesome: ….YOU ARE A WHORE
Sheva: stfu noob, you said we needed upgrades.
Irving: LOL no staaaaaaaaannndaaarrrrrrrrrddddddddddddsssssss….
ChristehAwesome: omg she mad bro run
Sheva: RAWR!
Irving: wtf omg omg omg
*Irving has been eliminated*
Irving: wtf she has infinite rockets
Sheva: lol I whip my launcher back and forth
ChristehAwesome: lol sexy
*Irving has left the game*
*Birdygirl has joined the game*
ChristehAwesome: lol wtf @ birdy Gay name
Sheva: lol
*Wesker has joined the game*
*Excellabby has joined the game*
*BarryB has joined the game*
ChristehAwesome: lol hai Barry
*BarryB has left the game*
Sheva: wtf
ChristehAwesome: Omg Wesker hax!
Wesker: dam rite. Gunna kill you chris
Excellabby: omg no Albert. Let’s go webcam plz?
ChristehAwesome: rofl Albert? Gay
Sheva: LOL
Birdygirl: omfg I can’t control my game
Wesker: Lol kill them
*Birdygirl has left the game*
ChristehAwesome: wtf
Sheva: hax?
*JillValentine has joined the game*
JillValentine: Wesker haxed my game omfg I had awesome gear
Wesker: Oh well, hax your game again.
JillValentine: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Excellabby: I WANNA WEBCAM! This game sux
ChristehAwesome: sux like you do a golf ball through a swizzle straw?
Sheva: LOL
Wesker: LOL
JillValentine: omfg this sux
ChristehAwesome: Put your firewall up.
JillValentine: orite lol
Wesker: Shit, bai gotta destroy the world
Excellabby: wait for me omg quit shooting at me you homos. You’re messing up my hair! Stop it faggots!
Sheva: lol, that’s for using shitty hairspray!
JillValentine: Lol her hooters are fake too.
Wesker: LOL, she’s rite
ChristehAwesome: k lets go get Wesker
Sheva: k
Excellabby: I hate this game, omg can’t we go webcam now?
Wesker: no, gotta kill Chris
Excellabby: Omfg you never care about me and these people sux. Jill quit telling them how to defeat us you whore. Bitch my hooters are real too.
JillValentine: hocakes I may have not been able to control mahself during our little groping session, but I did feel when you told me to grope you, remember? Them’s felt fake. Mine are real!
Wesker: It was pretty hawt watching them do dat. I fapped to it.
JillValentine: Wesker I’ll send newds if you do one thing for me. One sec, Pming
Wesker: k….k send newds first
JillValentine: fine afk
Wesker:….Omg. she sent them.
*Excellabby has been eliminated*
ChristehAwesome: ROFL!!!!!
Sheva: OMFGROFLMFAO!
Excellabby: YOU ASSHOLE! I HATE YOU!
Wesker: Wut, can’t hear you over how awesome I am… and how awesome these newds are.
ChristehAwesome: ROFL
JillValentine: ^_^
Wesker: Jill, I’ll call it all off if you webcam
JillValentine: no
Wesker: k, fine.
*Excellabby has left the game*
ChristehAwesome: She was bitchy anyway.
Sheva: How did you meet her Wesker?
Wesker: World of Warcraft. She’s a hippo irl
JillValentine: rofl
*Excellanoodlemonster has joined the game*
Excellanoodlemonster: DIE ASSHOLES
ChristehAwesome: omfg
Wesker: Aww… I forgot I gave her hax, mah bad
ChristehAwesome: RUN
Sheva: k
Wesker: Kill her with lazur
Excellanoodlemonster: Omg u suppose to be on my side.
Wesker: since when? stfu unless you’re making me a sammich
JillValentine: LOL
*Excellanoodlemonster has been eliminated*
Excellanoodlemonster: Fuck all of you! Fuck you wesker I’m going back to wow
Wesker: k, bai. Try to start looking like your avatar ya whale. Don’t suck too much dick after working a double shift at taco bell.
Sheva: I don’t think she’s Mexican
ChristehAwesome: Italian, but same diff
*Excellanoodlemonster has left the game*
Wesker: Where was I, omg yes. Uroboros
ChristehAwesome: wtf
Sheva: omg he’s getting away
JillValentine: I’ll slow him down
Wesker: stop sending newds Jill! Omg I gunna lose.
JillValentine: just afk, I get on webcam
Wesker: SRSLY? OMFG WTF CHRIS! DAMMIT JILL
ChristehAwesome: lol wesker you a diabetic or something?
Wesker: No
ChristehAwesome: y do I stab you with insulin then?
Sheva: rofl
Wesker: omg screw you guys.
JillValentine: he’s getting away again
ChristehAwesome: Lol your movie line is gay
Wesker: STFU
JillValentine: Saturation?
Sheva: in his pants after lookin at newdz of Jill
ChristehAwesome: Lol a volcano
Wesker: omfg I not going to lose JILL STOP SENDING ME PM!
JillValentine: omg wtf you gay? Don’t like me now?
Wesker: Im not
ChristehAwesome: lol thx for rocket jill
Sheva: ty
*Wesker has been eliminated*
Wesker: FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!
JillValentine: LOL
*B.S.A.A. wins!*
ChristehAwesome: WOOO!
Sheva: Yay!
JillValentine: don’t be mad <3
Wesker: wutever, gg <3 Jill, afk
*BarryB has joined the game*
*Irving has joined the game*
BarryB: lol hai guys
JillValentine: <3 Barry
Irving: wtf happened?
ChristehAwesome: We beat Wesker
Sheva: Lol, it was awesome.
BarryB: At least Jill didn’t become a sandwich.
Irving: Sandwich? Her staaaaaaannndards are so low to win.
BarryB: Standards?
Irving: Standards sandwich?
Sheva: Omg, wtf is happening?
Wesker: Back, what I miss? Omfg lol, you guys aren’t supposed to let those two in the same map.
ChristehAwesome: Why?
*BarryB has been eliminated*
Sheva:?????
*Irving has been eliminated*
Wesker: Yeah… Time to run. Shit, stuck in this rock.
JillValentine: I help you! <3
*Birving has joined the game*
Birving: STANDARDS SANDWICH!!!!
ChristehAwesome: Omfg… It’s Rosie O’Donnel
Wesker: No, it’s a Barry/Irving monster. The only threat to Uroboros and everything else that exists.
ChristehAwesome: omg its chasing me.
Wesker: lol, run forest run!
Sheva: Omg rockets don’t work
*William_Umbrella has joined the game*
William_Umbrella: Lol sup Wesker bitch
Wesker: Omfg William, look out
William_Umbrella: Holy shit LOL, Birving is loose!
Birving: WE ARE BIRVING! SHOW US YOURS!! JILL SANDWICH! JILL SANDWICH!
Sheva: Run!
ChristehAwesome: Wesker help!
Wesker: Like you’ve helped me over the last ten years? K, I’ll just stand here.
William_Umbrella: Rofl
*creat0r has joined the game*
*creat0r has been eliminated*
Wesker: LOL!!!!
JillValentine: Holy crap Birving ate him!
ChristehAwesome: Rofl, sux to be a fag that tries to play God.
Wesker: fuck you.
*Ron joins the game*
Ron: Sup fags? I’m super awesome and like OMG ITS RAPING ME IN THE ASS
William_Umbrella: Birving has a fetish for simpleton Asian Louis wannabes.
Wesker: Just lay still and take it, he gets mad when you struggle. Lol screenshots
JillValentine: Me 2 LOL
ChristehAwesome: Fine, a truce Wesker?
Wesker: Mmmaaaaayyyybeeee. What do I get?
ChristehAwesome: You get Jill if you help us.
JillValentine: Glad I get a say in this, ‘roid using jackass.
Sheva: He bowflexes too
William_Umbrella: Srsly gay
Wesker: it not so bad Jill. I make you queen of everyone.
JillValentine: Fine, but I get to kick Chris in the balls every day.
Wesker: Sure, until they’ve vanished completely <3 K, we need a sammich.
*Excellabby has joined the game*
Excellabby: ??
Wesker: SAMMICH BISH! K, thx bai
Excellabby: Wtf ever
*Excellabby has left the game*
Wesker: K.. now time to hax.
JillValentine: Wtf is this in my inventory? Wtf @ Justin Bieber wig.
ChristehAwesome: ROFL
Wesker: William, pick up Ron. Now just to stuff this sammich in his mouth, and the wig and shove some C4 up his ass… K, gimmie
William_Umbrella: K, Sheva and Jill do Single Ladies dance.
Sheva: Wtf
JillValentine: No way
ChristehAwesome: DO IT OR WE DIE!!!
William_Umbrella: All the single ladies! All the single ladies! I’ll do it with you.
ChristehAwesome: Need me to throw dollars at you Sheva?
Sheva: STFU!
Wesker: ROFL, it worked! Brb, gunna finish this.
Ron: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! OMG THE MOUTH IS SO HUGE JUST LIKE MY INTERWEB DICK--
*Ron has been eliminated*
*Birving has been eliminated*
JillValentine: SCORE!
ChristehAwesome: WOOO!!!!
*Survivors win!*
Wesker: Yay, now time to leave in mah awesome jet.
William_Umbrella: Lol, catchin ride wit u.
JillValentine: Bai Chris
ChristehAwesome: Wtf I wasn’t srs.
JillValentine: He showed me what was in his pants so bai.
Sheva: Lucky bitch.
*ChristehAwesome has been eliminated*
Wesker:….Omg. L…..O…..L….
JillValentine: Wow. Rofl
ChristehAwesome: Finger slipped, shit.
Sheva: can I catch a ride wit u gaiz?
*ChristehAwesome has left the game*
*Game session ends*
Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:07 am by Guest
Subject: Resident Evil 5 The MMO 
